Liz’s pro/con list about Dennis.
PROS:
- makes good chili
- remembered my birthday
- rarely wants to do it
- is funny when he goofs on his friends
- doesn’t care about money
- is loyal
- too lazy to cheat
- would increase likelihood of blue-eyed kid
- loves The Simpsons
- has good hair
- has already seen me throw up two times
- fixed TV
- Jack likes Dennis
CONS:
- not super smart
- listens to Winger
- dental hygiene
- wears acid wash denim
- always wants foot rubs
- not much money
- Catholic
- doesn’t like his mother
- I don’t like his mother
- his mother doesn’t like me
- loves Family Guy
- reads the Post
- insists on spending holidays with his mother
- has already seen me throw up
- attempted threeway
- racist
- wears Italian horn even though Irish
- Jack likes Dennis
